A Brief History...

Eliseo was born in a small town in the middle of nowhere name Houston. He was one of the only people to escape the small town life, so he headed to Phoenix, where he insists that a dry heat hot enough to melt tarmac is preferable to living in any place that regularly tries to see how fast it can change the state of all water in the area from liquid to solid. Phoenix has been home to this rapscallion for over 20 years, and he lives there happily, despite the fact that he's allergic to everything in the city for at least half the year. It's a wonder he can smell anything at all, really.

In his free time, he likes traveling, arting, and punning. It's a quite pun-ishing life, really. Especially with that last one.